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Smart Bitches Trashy Books is having a contest in honor of the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners. Two years ago, I held a similar contest. I feel like it's time to bring it back—with a vengeance!

Here are the rules:

1. Comment with the worst sentence you can imagine opening a fic. I am opening this up to any and all fandoms this year, with the caveat that, as the initial judge, I may be more partial to fandoms I am familiar with. Note: the sentence should be a sentence. Crazy punctuation is fine and even encouraged, but opening paragraphs will not be counted. ETA: You're welcome to make as many entries as you like. I'd recommend one per comment for clarity, but I'm not gonna be a stickler on that.

2. On Thursday morning-ish, I will choose my ten favorite entries for everyone to vote on. Feel free to comment on your favorite entries; my opinions on matters unpolitical can often be swayed. ;-)

3. Voting will run through the weekend; on Monday I will announce the winners and possibly some runners-up. There will be prizes! (Most likely a selection of used books on numerous enchanting subjects.)

4. Feel free to link! Let's see if we can make this an omnifannish extravaganza.

And...go!

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Date: 2008-08-20 02:31 am (UTC)
yue_ix: Yue (from CSS) standing over a body of water with moon reflection. Blue and yellow. (Lugh lost)
From: [personal profile] yue_ix
Actually... that line IS part of a badfic a friend and I started co-writing for someone's badfic crack contest. There was suggestions for awfulness and we swore to meet them all. We stopped just short after the sentient tentacles got inside Rodney by way of his navel (and all true orifices while they are at it) so as to implant their egg-babies in him while John cries manly tears of arousal, jealousy and generic angst.

*hides*

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Date: 2008-08-20 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityofone.livejournal.com
...I'm going to have nightmares now.

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Date: 2008-08-20 02:41 am (UTC)
yue_ix: Yue (from CSS) standing over a body of water with moon reflection. Blue and yellow. (<3)
From: [personal profile] yue_ix
You are welcome. <3

Btw, thank you for holding this contest: all entries are made of win. I'm going to write some down to cheer me up on bad days.

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Date: 2008-08-20 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityofone.livejournal.com
Glad you're enjoying it! I needed some cheer myself. :)

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