Fannish Bulwer-Lytton Contest!

[trinityofone]

Smart Bitches Trashy Books is having a contest in honor of the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners. Two years ago, I held a similar contest. I feel like it's time to bring it back—with a vengeance!

Here are the rules:

1. Comment with the worst sentence you can imagine opening a fic. I am opening this up to any and all fandoms this year, with the caveat that, as the initial judge, I may be more partial to fandoms I am familiar with. Note: the sentence should be a sentence. Crazy punctuation is fine and even encouraged, but opening paragraphs will not be counted. ETA: You're welcome to make as many entries as you like. I'd recommend one per comment for clarity, but I'm not gonna be a stickler on that.

2. On Thursday morning-ish, I will choose my ten favorite entries for everyone to vote on. Feel free to comment on your favorite entries; my opinions on matters unpolitical can often be swayed. ;-)

3. Voting will run through the weekend; on Monday I will announce the winners and possibly some runners-up. There will be prizes! (Most likely a selection of used books on numerous enchanting subjects.)

4. Feel free to link! Let's see if we can make this an omnifannish extravaganza.

And...go!

Comments

House MD

[aecamadi.livejournal.com]

Watching as her beloved Gregory followed the hateful oncologist through the cafeteria, Cuddy propped her chin on her fist and sighed, wishing aloud for the fifteenth time that day (and for the benefit of no one, as she sat alone) "I wish I were Wilson, then Gregory would love me," but she doesn't realize that she's said it aloud, nor that her wish has come true, until she sees that Gregory is just an inch or two away and Wilson's her cock is hardening in her off-the-rack trousers.

Re: House MD

[dafna]

Heeeeeee!!!

Re: House MD

[roaringmice.livejournal.com]

Impressively horrible.