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Smart Bitches Trashy Books is having a contest in honor of the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners. Two years ago, I held a similar contest. I feel like it's time to bring it back—with a vengeance!

Here are the rules:

1. Comment with the worst sentence you can imagine opening a fic. I am opening this up to any and all fandoms this year, with the caveat that, as the initial judge, I may be more partial to fandoms I am familiar with. Note: the sentence should be a sentence. Crazy punctuation is fine and even encouraged, but opening paragraphs will not be counted. ETA: You're welcome to make as many entries as you like. I'd recommend one per comment for clarity, but I'm not gonna be a stickler on that.

2. On Thursday morning-ish, I will choose my ten favorite entries for everyone to vote on. Feel free to comment on your favorite entries; my opinions on matters unpolitical can often be swayed. ;-)

3. Voting will run through the weekend; on Monday I will announce the winners and possibly some runners-up. There will be prizes! (Most likely a selection of used books on numerous enchanting subjects.)

4. Feel free to link! Let's see if we can make this an omnifannish extravaganza.

And...go!
From: [identity profile] qzee.livejournal.com
MickKayla KayLeigh Potter, pronounced MAHkaylah, KayLEE, wafted into the Great Hall, her emerald green eyes glistening with joy, immense intelligence, endless compassion, and magnificent magical power, her raven black hair with just the right amount of curl cascading down her back to her waist, which was tiny and drew attention to her perfectly pert bodice and her shapely hips and long legs, declared, "I am the Girl Who Lived, Harry's identical twin sister, am one quarter Veela, betrothed to Draco Malfoy, but secretly in love and married to Severus Snape and I have more OWLs than Hermione and a really cool miniature Canadian Snow dragon as a pet."
From: [identity profile] trinityofone.livejournal.com
Someone sort that girl into Sparklypoo IMMEDIATELY.

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