Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret?

[trinityofone]

Recently linked to on my flist: Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms. It's very...special.

Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.

Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!

ETA: aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*

I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Ah yes, and Cam or Jack will go "you always were a bit of a prick" and Daniel would go "huh?" ...

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Just like that! I think maybe Cam, on balance.
*klo*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Yup, Cam's more likely to.

Perhaps even in Chinese ;P

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Which you just know would rev Daniels motor. And then there could be sex. See! We just wrote the outline for a story, based on a penis euphemism. There could be some team action adventure type stuff at the beginning there, just for show. But the end is the important part.
*klo*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I really have next-to-no clue about the SG-1 characters, but it sounds good to me! Go! Go forth! *g*

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

All you really need to know is that the boys are cute and Daniel is very often distracted, clueless and reading books. Its hot. Yesyes. Except now he does that AND has biceps to die for and looks really professional firing a gun. Hence the Action Jackson bit. Somewhere, it all makes sense.
*klo*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I've managed to pick most of that up through the ~two seasons I've watched, and through that wonderful process known as fannish osmosis! I'm a little less clear on Cameron, though. Mostly I just know:

Cameron: has major mancrush on Teal'c.

Is that correct? ;-)

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Cam has a major crush on all of SG1 really. Hes a big old fanboy. I find the prospect of Teal'c having sex to be a little scary so I prefer to go with Cam/Daniel. Plus the fact in the latest episode, Cam decided him and Daniel were going to beam down to a planet together for a little "quality time". How can I ignore a gift like that?
*klo*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Nope! Cam is just coooool. Watch Farscape first.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

*lol* outlines are easy! I give you a dozen for a dime. Hang on, a dime being like erm uhm 100 bucks. At least. And the end is the orgasm of course, with a bow and a cherry on top, yes, you gotta bring fruit.