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Recently linked to on my flist: Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms. It's very...special.

Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.

Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!

ETA: [livejournal.com profile] aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*

I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?

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Date: 2006-03-13 01:24 pm (UTC)
siria: (sga - john ya sure you betcha)
From: [personal profile] siria
... you're going to get me kicked out of the library for inappropriate choking.
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Date: 2006-03-13 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomeliza.livejournal.com
Okay, how about YOU try to use those in a non-crack-fic context, and I'll sit back and watch, and try to not hurt myself laughing.

"Buster McThunderstick"? Someone's wishful thinking...

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Date: 2006-03-13 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/
Pass - that's just too easy! All of the above could just be ambassadors at a party, pshaw, it's another galaxy (and even here, such names exist). Next!

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Date: 2006-03-13 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com
Action Jackson? Thats almost a plot in itself. I can see it now, someone innocently jokes that that would be Daniels archeologist super-hero name, and the marines get hold of it and make lewd suggestions to SG1 about it, but they don't get it because its such an obscure phrase and BAM! Hilarity ensues!
Daniel = Penis. Its all so clear now.
*klo*
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