Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret?
Mar. 13th, 2006 01:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityofoneRecently linked to on my flist: Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms. It's very...special.
Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.
Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!
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aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*
I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?
Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.
Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!
ETA:
aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?
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Date: 2006-03-13 02:15 pm (UTC)... you don't really NEED to finish uni, do you ...
I do if I'm ever going to be able to answer that age-old question, What Do You Do With a B.A. in English? (http://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3GI17W1J9XQ313JN76CYV2DX2J) Although I have a bad feeling about that, to be honest...
it sucks to be me
Date: 2006-03-13 02:27 pm (UTC)OK then *puts it on list, tags it "t.o.o."*
Ah yes, America, the hotbed of college rock *listens* no wait, that sounds like The Producers ... ack, that song is evil *cries*
Didn't you like your old layout? I loved those colours.
Re: it sucks to be me
Date: 2006-03-13 02:34 pm (UTC)YAYS!
ack, that song is evil *cries*
ONLY BECAUSE IT'S SO TRUE!
Didn't you like your old layout? I loved those colours.
I liked it tons, too, but this one matches my pretty banner. *points* See?
Re: it sucks to be me
Date: 2006-03-13 04:04 pm (UTC):S you probably didn't read it, but I got a new screen :S all my icons look crap :S had to change my own layout because it hurt my eyes :S blah :S I miss the lovely colours :S the end :S