Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret?
Mar. 13th, 2006 01:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityofoneRecently linked to on my flist: Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms. It's very...special.
Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.
Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!
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aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*
I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?
Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.
Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!
ETA:
aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?
clearly, my playground subculture was more advanced than yours.
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ow I know my maaaaw, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister and her forty acre bra!