SGA Bulwer-Lytton Contest!

[trinityofone]

cincodemaygirl pointed out that the winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have been announced. This is the contest where people try to create the worst opening sentence of a novel EVER. Glancing over the winners, I remembered that ages back someone had done a BtVS version of the contest. (My favorite entry was, and still is, "I'm back!" Riley said.) And I thought: Dude, we need to have the SGA version of this, like, yesterday.

So! Comment here with the worst possible sentence you can imagine opening an SGA fic. On Friday morning, I'll pick a winner and maybe a few runners-up and there will be prizes of some kind. (Maybe fic, maybe something else.) Hopefully, if enough people play, this will be entertaining enough to get us through to the premiere.

I may also compose a few bad sentences myself, although obviously, I am not qualified to win my own contest. *g* Oh, and please feel free to pimp this!

Okay...go!

ETA: In response to a question: Yes, you can enter as many times as you want. *eg*

Comments

[ceitie.livejournal.com]

And yet, Ronon by force of his sheer hotness may be capable of many things that are beyond the ken of us mere mortals. Also, the first one? Frelling hilarious. *g*

[lizamanynames.livejournal.com]

And yet, Ronon by force of his sheer hotness may be capable of many things that are beyond the ken of us mere mortals.

That's the theory I was going with, anyway.

Also, the first one? Frelling hilarious. *g*

You mean the second one, surely? (Though I personally think the inflatable Dalek thing was clever.)

[(Anonymous)]

Yep, I meant the second one, my bad. (The Dalek thing was both very geekily cool and somewhat disturbing.)

[ceitie.livejournal.com]

That was me!

[lizamanynames.livejournal.com]

I figures. As to freaky and disturbing - rather the point, really. :) So thanks. :D