Games!

[trinityofone]

I'm bored and currently have the intellectual prowess of a sulky tuna. So...let's play a game! Let's play two games! You can pick from either:

Marry, Shag, or Cliff
Wherein you give me the names of three persons, either fictional or real, and I tell you which one I would marry, which I'd shag once, and which I'd toss off a cliff. Then I'll respond with three choices for you.

~or~

Death Is Not an Option
Wherein you give me two names, again either fictional or real, and I have to tell you which one I would sleep with, provided that death is not an option. Then I'll respond with a pair for you.

You can ask other people who have commented, too. I'm totally in favor of the voyeuristic approach as well. Just: please, please help entertain me!

Comments

Re: Death is not an option

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

CALDWELL! That was easy, yo. I mean, the man's got his own spaceship and he knows Fox Mulder.

See, if you want to make this really tough, you have to go with things like:

Carrot Top or Gary Busey?

Re: Death is not an option

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Hackman, any day of the week. Willingly, even.

Um. MC Hammer or Vanilla Ice?

Re: Death is not an option

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm actually kind of proud to be able to say that I've never seen a single episode of either Family Matters or Married...With Children. But I guess I'll go with Steve Urkel, because geeks need love.

Um...Scott Stapp or Kevin Federline?