Games!

[trinityofone]

I'm bored and currently have the intellectual prowess of a sulky tuna. So...let's play a game! Let's play two games! You can pick from either:

Marry, Shag, or Cliff
Wherein you give me the names of three persons, either fictional or real, and I tell you which one I would marry, which I'd shag once, and which I'd toss off a cliff. Then I'll respond with three choices for you.

~or~

Death Is Not an Option
Wherein you give me two names, again either fictional or real, and I have to tell you which one I would sleep with, provided that death is not an option. Then I'll respond with a pair for you.

You can ask other people who have commented, too. I'm totally in favor of the voyeuristic approach as well. Just: please, please help entertain me!

Comments

Re: Death is not an option

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

CALDWELL! That was easy, yo. I mean, the man's got his own spaceship and he knows Fox Mulder.

See, if you want to make this really tough, you have to go with things like:

Carrot Top or Gary Busey?

Marry, Shag, or Cliff

[rhydrim.livejournal.com]

jack sparrow, simon tam, john sheppard

Re: Marry, Shag, or Cliff

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*cries* This game is SO much harder than Death Is Not an Option.

Um.

I love John the most, but he's kind of screwed up. So I'm going to go with:

Marry Simon, shag John, and toss Jack off the cliff...but ONLY because I didn't really like Dead Man's Chest, and anyway, I figure that's the kind of thing that Jack would miraculously survive. *g*

For you:

Han Solo, Malcolm Reynolds, John Sheppard

[whatdanidigs.livejournal.com]

Superman, Batman, Wolverine

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Marry Wolverine, DEFINITELY. And, um. Man, I don't really care for either Batman OR Superman. Plus Superman would probably survive a fall off a cliff. Unless it was a cliff...overlooking a sea of kryptonite! OH NOES.

Eh. Marry Wolverine, shag Batman, cliff Superman, although the last two are kind of arbitrary.

Hmm. For you, weirdness:

Edmund Pevensie (appropriately aged), Richard Mayhew, Logan Echolls

Death Is Not an Option

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

Hee, somebody took my first thought.

Let's see...

Hermiod, or George W. Bush?

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Oh, wait, not an option. Darn.

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[neery.livejournal.com]

Huh. There's not even a second of doubt in my mind that I'd choose Hermiod. And physically he's, like, the polar opposite of sex, while Bush is mainly not very attractive.

I will never, ever understand how people can actually have angry sex with enemies and people they hate.

[siria]

I'm trying to imagine the look on your face as you decide between marrying or shagging Rodney. It's very amusing to me.

... what?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Were you the crazy one who insisted that you couldn't shag the person you marry? Those ain't the rules, man! Crazy Irish person. *g*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Marry Eddie, shag Chuck, cliff Nine but only because he could come back as Ten and omg I always cheat at this game.

As DINAO...you realize that the options are supposed to be un appealing, right?

I'm gonna go with Cadman, for no particular reason except that my obsession with her world is more recent.

For you:

MSOC:

Jack Bristow, Rupert Giles, George Clooney

DINAO:

Michael Jackson or Sharon Stone

(both as they are NOW. And have you seen Sharon lately? omg, SCARY)

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, Marry, Shag, or Cliff!

Radek Zelenka, Logan Echolls, the Doctor

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Marry Zelenka, shag Logan, and cliff the Doctor using the same rationalization that he would find a way to come back and yes I know that's cheating I'm sorry I suck.

Snape, Morpheus from Sandman, Brian Kinney

[zee.livejournal.com]

Zelenka, McKay, Dex.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Marry Rodney, shag Radek, cliff Ronon. Sorry, Ronon. I love my geeks.

What about a face-off between secondary characters? Radek, Chuck, Lorne.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Random: Did you read my DVD commentary, there was special moment in there just for you.

and now to the game:

1. Teyla, Michael, Daniel Jackson.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Christ. I just read that as Michael Jackson.

marry shag cliff

[30toseoul.livejournal.com]

The game show version! Alex Trebek, Pat Sajak, Regis Philbin.

(my friends and I played this nonstop in Italy. I have much more disturbing trios to offer. *g*)

Re: marry shag cliff

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Ack! It's like you've combined both games into one, horrific...thing.

Marry Trebek (he was a Man In Black), shag Pat Sajak ('cause I don't really know what he looks like and we can just say that I was drunk and closed my eyes), and cliff Regis. EWW.

So how do you feel about, um.

Dan Rather, Bill O'Reilly, Mary Hart

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

hmmm

Julian Lodge, Grant Jansky, or Michael from "Century Hotel." *G*

[graycastle.livejournal.com]

I say hurrah, for I am bored too.

rodney mckay, grant jansky, murray.

[zee.livejournal.com]

Oh, evil!

[wychwood]

MSoC:
John Sheppard, Julian Lodge, Brendan Dean

DINaO:
Kolya or Cowan?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Are we talking normal Koyla or CoatOfSex!Koyla?

[lunarwolfik.livejournal.com]

Wednesday's are apparently made of boredom.

MSoC:
Julian Lodge, John Sheppard, or Joe Flanigan

DINaO:
George W. Bush or Dick Cheney (I think I may have hurt myself just typing that)

Death really isn't an option?

[thelastgoodname.livejournal.com]

Does does not being an option preclude murder? Or a lobotomy? Because given those options, I'd find a way to die. (Now, a threesome with Laura wouldn't be entirely out of the question; I mean, she's a librarian, so she must have some good qualities, except, you know, for her taste in men.)

[4amcoffee.livejournal.com]

MSoC - David Hewlett, Rodney McKay, or David Worth

DINaO - Richard Simmons, Jesse Ventura

HAH! I love this game...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Marry David Hewlett, shag Rodney, and cliff David Worth...much as he'd expect, poor man. In fairness, he might get to drag me over with him.

Jesse Ventura. Gross, but not as gross.

For you:

Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Josh Lyman

Ryan Seacrest or Corey Feldman?

[sonofzeal.livejournal.com]

There's actually an online version of the first game. FMKill.com or something like that. I'm at work, so I really don't feel like Googling about for it at the moment. I forget if there's a version featuring gents or not though.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Huh. Maybe I'll go check it out later. Could be interesting, gents or no!

[siegeofangels.livejournal.com]

Marry/Shag/Cliff:

Dave Lister, Arnold Rimmer, Cat

Death is Not an Option:

Graham Reid Malett or Joleta

[zee.livejournal.com]

*cringes at the DINaO!* Dude.

[fairestcat]

David Hewlett, Eddie Izzard, Bono.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*cries*

Oh, God. That's the worst one so far. I guess you win? I'm going to go sob for a while and then maybe I'll get back to you.

*sniffs* *hugs all three to her chest protectively*

*evil grin*

[lordelessar.livejournal.com]

Marry, Shag, or Cliff
I've noticed that people are offering you three good choices and forcing you to cliff one. That's just not evil enough, so here goes:
Your Dad, Your Brother, spazatron

Death is not an Option (more evil)
Condoleeza Rice or Dick Cheney
The Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy
Jack the Ripper or Osama Bin Laden

Re: *evil grin*

[darcydodo]

That's just not evil enough, so here goes:

Ah, a man after my own heart. Nice choices! :)

Marry, Shag, Cliff

[darcydodo]

Angel, Riley, or... err... Eve. ;)

(Slightly out of left field, I confess, but I couldn't think of another Buffyverse male who annoys you. Maybe I should've picked Jonathan, but too late!)