Games!

[trinityofone]

I'm bored and currently have the intellectual prowess of a sulky tuna. So...let's play a game! Let's play two games! You can pick from either:

Marry, Shag, or Cliff
Wherein you give me the names of three persons, either fictional or real, and I tell you which one I would marry, which I'd shag once, and which I'd toss off a cliff. Then I'll respond with three choices for you.

~or~

Death Is Not an Option
Wherein you give me two names, again either fictional or real, and I have to tell you which one I would sleep with, provided that death is not an option. Then I'll respond with a pair for you.

You can ask other people who have commented, too. I'm totally in favor of the voyeuristic approach as well. Just: please, please help entertain me!

Comments

Marry, Shag, or Cliff

[rhydrim.livejournal.com]

jack sparrow, simon tam, john sheppard

[whatdanidigs.livejournal.com]

Superman, Batman, Wolverine

Death Is Not an Option

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

Hee, somebody took my first thought.

Let's see...

Hermiod, or George W. Bush?

[siria]

I'm trying to imagine the look on your face as you decide between marrying or shagging Rodney. It's very amusing to me.

... what?

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Oh, wait, not an option. Darn.

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, Marry, Shag, or Cliff!

Radek Zelenka, Logan Echolls, the Doctor

[zee.livejournal.com]

Zelenka, McKay, Dex.

Re: Death is not an option

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

CALDWELL! That was easy, yo. I mean, the man's got his own spaceship and he knows Fox Mulder.

See, if you want to make this really tough, you have to go with things like:

Carrot Top or Gary Busey?

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[neery.livejournal.com]

Huh. There's not even a second of doubt in my mind that I'd choose Hermiod. And physically he's, like, the polar opposite of sex, while Bush is mainly not very attractive.

I will never, ever understand how people can actually have angry sex with enemies and people they hate.

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[zee.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Dude, Hermiod. Hands down.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Random: Did you read my DVD commentary, there was special moment in there just for you.

and now to the game:

1. Teyla, Michael, Daniel Jackson.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Christ. I just read that as Michael Jackson.

Re: Marry, Shag, or Cliff

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*cries* This game is SO much harder than Death Is Not an Option.

Um.

I love John the most, but he's kind of screwed up. So I'm going to go with:

Marry Simon, shag John, and toss Jack off the cliff...but ONLY because I didn't really like Dead Man's Chest, and anyway, I figure that's the kind of thing that Jack would miraculously survive. *g*

For you:

Han Solo, Malcolm Reynolds, John Sheppard

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

Sadly, the little scary alien would be my choice too... and I'm terrified of 'grays', so that tells you something.

Although, if I could stand it, getting that close to bush meant I could find the pod person marks...

[amireal.livejournal.com]

*dies* I was trying to be gentle for the first time. *koff*

Also... I read your username and I want to drink you.

...er. You know what I mean.

marry shag cliff

[30toseoul.livejournal.com]

The game show version! Alex Trebek, Pat Sajak, Regis Philbin.

(my friends and I played this nonstop in Italy. I have much more disturbing trios to offer. *g*)

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

I want to drink me, too! You know-- err, yes, what you said. ;)

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Marry Wolverine, DEFINITELY. And, um. Man, I don't really care for either Batman OR Superman. Plus Superman would probably survive a fall off a cliff. Unless it was a cliff...overlooking a sea of kryptonite! OH NOES.

Eh. Marry Wolverine, shag Batman, cliff Superman, although the last two are kind of arbitrary.

Hmm. For you, weirdness:

Edmund Pevensie (appropriately aged), Richard Mayhew, Logan Echolls

Re: Marry, Shag, or Cliff

[rhydrim.livejournal.com]

I think I'd marry John, shag Malcolm, and send Han over the cliff. I don't really have anything against the guy, but the other two options just don't appeal with him. *shivers*

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Hermiod in a heartbeat.

So...

Steve the Wraith or Dick Cheney?

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

hmmm

Julian Lodge, Grant Jansky, or Michael from "Century Hotel." *G*

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

:: shudders ::

Don't make me get Photoshop out. I'll out creep you if I have to...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Were you the crazy one who insisted that you couldn't shag the person you marry? Those ain't the rules, man! Crazy Irish person. *g*

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

Oh NOES!

... Certian death at the hands of a wraith, or Dick's dick?

Um... death please.

Even if Steve tW. didn't eat me (in the bad way), I'd still chose him.

Who knows? Maybe that 'mouth hand' has other, more practical uses?

:: can't belive she typed that.::

[graycastle.livejournal.com]

I say hurrah, for I am bored too.

rodney mckay, grant jansky, murray.