Games!

[trinityofone]

I'm bored and currently have the intellectual prowess of a sulky tuna. So...let's play a game! Let's play two games! You can pick from either:

Marry, Shag, or Cliff
Wherein you give me the names of three persons, either fictional or real, and I tell you which one I would marry, which I'd shag once, and which I'd toss off a cliff. Then I'll respond with three choices for you.

~or~

Death Is Not an Option
Wherein you give me two names, again either fictional or real, and I have to tell you which one I would sleep with, provided that death is not an option. Then I'll respond with a pair for you.

You can ask other people who have commented, too. I'm totally in favor of the voyeuristic approach as well. Just: please, please help entertain me!

Comments

Death Is Not an Option

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

Hee, somebody took my first thought.

Let's see...

Hermiod, or George W. Bush?

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Oh, wait, not an option. Darn.

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[neery.livejournal.com]

Huh. There's not even a second of doubt in my mind that I'd choose Hermiod. And physically he's, like, the polar opposite of sex, while Bush is mainly not very attractive.

I will never, ever understand how people can actually have angry sex with enemies and people they hate.

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

Sadly, the little scary alien would be my choice too... and I'm terrified of 'grays', so that tells you something.

Although, if I could stand it, getting that close to bush meant I could find the pod person marks...

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[zee.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Dude, Hermiod. Hands down.

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

:: shudders ::

Don't make me get Photoshop out. I'll out creep you if I have to...

Re: *whistles innocently*

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. You I can't belive you went there. Cannot belive it.

:: is dying of laughter, even as she's totaly creepified.::

Maybe Hermiod could try the quaint and very human activity of 'dancing' next...

(http://photobucket.com)

Re: *whistles innocently*

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

Not creepy? Damn, woman, what do I have to do? Have him felating a bananna?

Re: *whistles innocently*

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Aren't there penalties for breaking a beta?

Re: *whistles innocently*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I think you just shattered what little remained of my sanity.

Um. In a good way? I don't know. I don't know anything anymore...

Re: *whistles innocently*

[zoerayne]

All I have to say is "Thank God I was unavailable to beta." Um. Yeah.

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Hermiod in a heartbeat.

So...

Steve the Wraith or Dick Cheney?

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

Oh NOES!

... Certian death at the hands of a wraith, or Dick's dick?

Um... death please.

Even if Steve tW. didn't eat me (in the bad way), I'd still chose him.

Who knows? Maybe that 'mouth hand' has other, more practical uses?

:: can't belive she typed that.::

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

I've been thinking about this.

Freddy (nightmare on elm street) or the clown from IT?

Re: Death Is Not an Option

[risha]

Oh, ouch! Sex-and-carved-to-pieces by a mostly human-ish if horribly burned man, or sex-and-then-eaten by (possibly female) giant spider? I'd probably have to go with the spider, but only because I don't like pain and losing body parts, and she'd probably eat me quick.