Games!

[trinityofone]

I'm bored and currently have the intellectual prowess of a sulky tuna. So...let's play a game! Let's play two games! You can pick from either:

Marry, Shag, or Cliff
Wherein you give me the names of three persons, either fictional or real, and I tell you which one I would marry, which I'd shag once, and which I'd toss off a cliff. Then I'll respond with three choices for you.

~or~

Death Is Not an Option
Wherein you give me two names, again either fictional or real, and I have to tell you which one I would sleep with, provided that death is not an option. Then I'll respond with a pair for you.

You can ask other people who have commented, too. I'm totally in favor of the voyeuristic approach as well. Just: please, please help entertain me!

Comments

[wychwood]

MSoC:
John Sheppard, Julian Lodge, Brendan Dean

DINaO:
Kolya or Cowan?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Are we talking normal Koyla or CoatOfSex!Koyla?

[wychwood]

...I was not aware that that was a distinction! *g* Any form of Kolya you like.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Dude, have you seen Brotherhood? Bastard is hot.

*picks Koyla-in-Brotherhood*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Marry John, shag Julian then take him to a gay bar, cliff Brendan because he honestly never made that much of an impression on me, though I still feel bad.

Kolya over Cowan, with apologies to crazy Irish space terrorists everywhere.

For you:

Miles Vorkosigan, Indiana Jones, Stephen Maturin

Prince Charles or Tony Blair?

[fairestcat]

OMG, that is an EVIL threesome. And even though it's not my question I have to ponder it.

God help me, I'm not sure I'd want to marry any of them.

Wait, I could marry older Miles. Marry Miles, shag Indy because between him and Stephen I suspect he'd be the better lay. And, oh God, I'd have to cliff Stephen. I shall imagine Jack waiting with a ship at the bottom of the cliff to catch him and sail away.

[wychwood]

Oh, wow. Those are ev0l choices.

Marry... Stephen, I think. Miles would drive me crazy, and I cannot imagine Indiana Jones settling down and making a good husband. Shag... probably got to be Indiana Jones (because, ok, Harrison Ford was really hot). Sorry, Miles, it's the cliff for you!

Prince Charles. This is actually a surprisingly easy choice; Tony Blair is a slimy lying toad with political views I profoundly dislike. Charles, on the other hand, seems to genuinely want the best for the country (even if I don't always agree with him). He's not good-looking, is way too old for me and I don't find him in the least attractive, but I think he's a better person.