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[trinityofone]

Things NOT to tell the cops when you call to report the assholes who start blasting punk music at 3:30 in the morning:

--I'm upset because they're going to ruin The Ramones for me forever.

--I'm so mad I could KILL someone.

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[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*nods* Just a little. Police dispatchers apparently have no sense of humor at four o'clock in the morning.

[an-kayoh.livejournal.com]

Think of all the times they laughed it off, though...you don't make that mistake twice.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Should I change into something nicer than these pajamas? Am I going to be getting an "OPEN UP! THIS IS THE POLICE!" knock of my own soon?

Will the cops be cute?

[an-kayoh.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Actually, they usually are. We had to call 911 once for my mom and since she didn't seem to be dying on the spot, they sent firefighters.

VERY hard to keep my mind on the situation at hand after that.